Wednesday, January 30, 2008

You're So Glamorous!
M.A.C. Viva Glam IV

Want to have a little Dita Von Teese glamor for yourself and support a great cause? Visit the official Viva Glam IV page on the M.A.C. Cosmetics site to purchase products that go towards the M.A.C.AIDS Fund...

Source:M.A.C. Cosmetics
Buy M.A.C. Viva Glam Products Here
Get Dita's Look Here

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Lingerie XXX
Grab Your Garters!!!

In my mind there is ABSOLUTELY nothing sexier than a set of nylons and a garter belt.

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That's why today's overdue post about lingerie is focusing on TOTALLY BOSS nylon stockings!!! So girls grab your garters and hold on tight (wink wink)!

According to a TOTALLY BOSS article on the History Channel's website, nylons were introduced by the Dupont Company creating an almost overnight sensation. The company, after a successful marketing campaign that focused on nylons as "run-proof" and "stronger than steel", sold a mind boggling 5 million pairs on their commercial debut.

Most fashion forward retro gals know that during WWII there were rations on nylons and women resorted to all sorts of tactics to get by until the end of the war in 1945. These desperate measures included ingenious ideas like drawing in seams up the back of old pairs of stockings with eye liner pencils (ask a fabulous gal from the greatest generation and they will tell you its true...I know because I did).

When DuPont resumed production, they could not immediately meet the overwhelming demand of American women resulting in near riots at major retailers. It would not be until the following year that DuPont was able to raise production levels high enough to put a halt to the nylon hysteria (according to the History Channel article...that was 30 million pairs a month).


Here are some of my favorite nylons!!! Oooo La La!

Fredericks of Hollywood
Price: $12.00


ElectriqueBoutique.com
Price: $12.99


Price: $4.99

Sunday, January 27, 2008

More Valentine's Day Gift Ideas...

So... for our continued discussion about Valentine's Day I am going to focus on inexpensive gifts. Why? Because we ain't made of money and gas is getting more expensive by the day. Here are my picks for Totally Boss thrifty gifties!...


Store: luv4sams
Price:$18.00
Editor's Note: Since they don't like asking for directions... maybe this is just the thing for the man in your life. A.B.P. right?


Store: govegan
Price: $19.99
Editor's Note: I don't think I even need to say how totally boss this is.


Store: Vital
Price:$15.00
Editor's Note: There's so much Sergio Leone goodness here I don't know where to begin...


Store: PollyPosy
Price: $6.50
Editor's Note: How practical and cute are these?

Friday, January 25, 2008

Look Inspiration:
Irish McCalla
(Sheena-Queen of the Jungle)

Oh how I love Sheena Queen of the Jungle... let me count the ways. Sheena Queen of the Jungle was fifties campy goodness at its best. Irish McCalla, star of Sheena, had the measurements to grab a man's attention (39½-24-36) and guts to save him from himself... Thats why the Totally Boss Look Inspiration for this week is Irish McCalla!




Stop Staring Leopard Martini Dress
Store: Daddy Os
Price: $74.95


Black Ovals Necklace
Store: KMD05
Price: $12.00


Store: Amiclubwear
Price: $15.99

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Killa Prom Queen
Sew What?

So you've searched all over and still haven't found that perfect dress... how bout sewing your own (or paying someone to do it for you...). Its not too late sew lets look at some TOTALLY BOSS vintage and retro inspired sewing patterns for formals!!!


Vintage Vogue Patterns (1957 Design)
Price:$15.00


Justpickedvintage
Price:$7.50


Old Patterns.com
Price: $20.00


Butterick Retro
Price: $10.17


Butterick Retro
Price: $10.17

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Totally Boss Clutch!!!
SwitchBladeCustoms

I just have to tell y'all about my favorite clutch by SwitchBladeCustoms. This husband and wife team (how cool and romantic is that???) designs TOTALLY BOSS hot rod themed t-shirts and STUNNING metallic purses. They are chic, sparkly, and come in a variety of colors. What more can you ask for??? I know whats on my Valentine's Day wish list...and I suggest you add it to yours because it is only a matter of time before this line is the next big big big thing...

The Patsy

Price: $25.00

The Dita II

$25.00

The Jolene

$25.00
Note: If this purse was a woman I'd beg her not to steal my man for real!!!

The AmeLia

$25.00
Note: This clutch has a convenient sparkly strap for your finger, key chain, or even a shrunken head...

The SaMmy

$25.00

The VeRonica

$25.00

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Polka Dots! Polka Dots! Polka Dots!

Polka Dots are TOTALLY Boss! I've never been big on patterns, but I love dots- big dots, little dots, even the under appreciated medium dot. Here are my polka dot picks...

Stop Staring Sweet Surprise Swing Dress

Store: Daddy O's
Price:$119.95

Retro Black Peep Toe Pump in Satin

Store: PinupGirlClothing
Price: $42.00

Monday, January 21, 2008

Lingerie Monday
Country Cutie

Howdy Y'all! Sorry about all the posting trouble lately. My internet connection has been super weak for a few days. Anyways, I found this super super super cut set for Lingerie Monday. Its very girl next door and inexpensive...


Railroad Stripe Corset
$15.80

Stripe Frill Panty
$3.80

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Look Inspiration:
Elizabeth Taylor
(Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, 1958)

Few women personify glamor like Elizabeth Taylor. Besides being a truly great actress, she is absolutely one of the sexiest women in the history of film. Here's a really really really long clip from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof followed by this week's totally boss Look Inspiration ensemble...




Store: Red Dress Shoppe
Price: $68.00
BUY IT!!!
Editor's Note: Isn't this almost a PERFECT match???? AT $68 bucks you have the almost the entire outfit! Totally Boss! Just think... white shoes season isn't really that far away (now I know that rule is a bit old fashioned... but come on... even John Waters doesn't approve of that kind of behavior). ALSO... Red Dress Shoppe is awesome and they have this outfit in S, M, and L.


Fredericks of Hollywood: BUY IT!!!
Price: $29.00
Editor's Note: Okay...okay... I know I've featured this shoe before... but really this is a springy/summery dress. I think open toed sexy mules are hot hot hot.


Store: finntastic2006
Price: $19.00
BUY IT!!!
Editor's Note: I think this is a lovely set of earrings and a pretty good match for those worn by Taylor in this scene. This designer has several very very cute earrings in her store. Makes me wish my ears were pierced!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Killa' Prom Queen
Crown Jewels

Inspired by the beauty of gem stones, the following Totally Boss!!! vintage our my Vintage Prom Dress picks of the week...

Inspiration: Peridot

Store=Sydney's Vintage Clothing
Price=$183.99
Buy It!!!
Inspiration: Topaz

Store=Vintageous
Price=$185.00
Buy It!!!
Inspiration: Ruby

Store=Vintageous
Price+$180.00
Buy It!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Poodles! Poodles! Poodles!

Fun Poodle Facts:
1) Poodle comes from the German word Pudle (to splash in water)
2) Poodles are One of the Most Intelligent Breeds of Dogs
3) The Continental Poodle Cut has been around for hundreds of years and was created to prevent poodles from sinking in deep water while keeping the joints and vital organs warm in frigid waters.
4) Poodle skirts are awesome

(Okay.. okay... so only the first 3 are facts-http://www.solacepoodles.com/History.html)

Here's a Totally Boss Poodle Skirt Fad Inspired Ensemble...

Store: EC Star
Price: $20.00
Editor's Notes: EC Star has some of the cutest and most flattering designs out there. Their sale page is also totally boss! Normally, I'd pick one of their fantastic skirt/jacket combos... but this tee was irresistible!

Store: Dickies Girl
Price: $30.00
Editor's Notes: Why won't Dickies make a line of pants, and capris for short women??? They have the best made stuff, but I would have to get pretty much all of their pants hemmed-you shorties have been warned.

Store: Green Thumb Designs
Price: $4.75"
Editor's Notes: Tell me these are not the most TOTALLY BOSS little hair clips you've ever seen. They are absolutely perfect for securing your hair and adding a little whimsy to your morning. Heck-just seeing them would make me smile!

Store: Cutesy Girl Shoes
Price:$13.99
Editor's Notes: I have been seeing moccasin-inspired shoes everywhere (Seattle, and NYC). They also look super super super comfy!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Prom Night Raincheck
Totally Tattoos Instead

Because one of my favorite vintage sites will be updating with new products in a few days, I'm going to put off talking about prom dresses for a little while.

Totally Boss Pick of the Day (for those who read this post prior to editing...I wrote it at 2am and wasn't really with it. Sorry it made absolutely no sense).

Totally Boss Retro Tattoo Ensemble

Store: Miss Misa
Price: $45.00
Buy it!

Store: Daddy Zero
Price: $18.99
Buy It!

Store: PinupGirlClothing
Price: $34.00
Buy It!

Monday, January 14, 2008

XXX-Lingerie
Pom Pom Passion

lingerie
Store: LaLaLingerie.com
Price: $24.99
Buy it Now!!!
Notes: This outfit is perfect to do a little sexy shimmy in! LaLaLingerie has great prices and designs to choose from!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Guy Gifts
Utility is SO BOSS!!!

There are only 31 days until St. Valentine's day! Its about time to start looking for a great gift for that great guy in your life. If you plan on shopping online that gives you some time to get it shipped to you and hide it without a lot of hassle and extra expense (and with gas prices what they are, who needs to drive to the mall and get something commonplace anyways?). Most of the guys I've talked to say they prefer to get a gift with some utility. With that in mind... here are some Totally Boss gifts that are not only fun-but useful...


Pink and Blue Pinup Girl 2,25-Inch Bottle Opener Keychain
Leave it up to a Texas artist to come up with such a PERFECT choice for most any guy!!! Do yourself a favor and check out forknspoon's TOTALLY BOSS boutique and pick up an additional bottle opener for yourself.
By: forknspoon
Price: $5.00 Buy it!!!


Colbalt Blue Devil Girl Pint Glasses
How cool would these glasses look with amber colored beer inside them??? Also, this designer does SEVERAL totally awesome Day of the Dead Designs and cookie jars you should check out.
By: zephyrsart
Price: $40.00/Set of 4 Glasses Buy it!!!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Order's Up!

Yeah... I'll bring home that bacon and cook it too. I shouldn't have to ruin my marc jacobs while bakin my meatloaf...

What does every sexy chef need??? A cute sexy apron. Thats right...a cute sexy apron. Here are some of our favorites...

Spring Sweet Heart Apron

Store: The Dashing Diva
Price: $36.00

Spring Sweet Heart Apron

Store: All Pop
Price: $22.00

Cherries Hostess Apron

Store: The Wishing Fist
Price:$32.00

Jessie Steele: flare hostess apron in red or blue

Store: Henry and Lulu
Price:$34.00

Friday, January 11, 2008

Inspiration: Jayne Mansfield

So Boss Look Inspiration: Jayne Mansfield (The Girl Can't Help It, 1958)


VA-VA-VA-VOOOOOOOOM!

Daddy O's : Stop Staring Monica Dress
Price: $94.95


e4hats: Black Wool Felt Hat
Price: $24.99


Island Girl Designs: White Gardenia Brooch
Price: $15.00


Cutesy Girl Shoes: Black Suede Heels
Price: $15.99

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Totally Boss Home
American Look





Totally Boss Home Decor Pick of the Day!!!

Retro Eiffel Tower Side Chair-$85.00

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Cherries! Cherries! Cherries!

Nothing says rockabilly like cherries! Here's a totally boss cherry inspired ensemble just for you...


Store: Bjoux
Price: $9.00
Notes: ONLY 1 LEFT!!! How unfair...I need one for each hand they are so cute!


Store: Pinup Girl Clothing
Price: $68.00


Store: Cutesy Girl
Price: $7.99

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Killa' Prom Queen
Pastel Dreams

Like weddings... prom is all about the dress. With this nation-wide, springtime frenzy fast approaching, I thought it might be a good opportunity to talk about retro formal wear (as many of you are already beginning to save up and shop for that perfect ensemble). There are several advantages to purchasing a retro dress...

A) You are less likely to be wearing the exact same dress as someone else (this happens at almost EVERY prom to at least one set of unlucky girls).

B) You might save lots of money.

C) Vintage dresses are often made better (usually include hidden zippers, silk linings, etc) and are generally more tasteful and indisputably more feminine than the ala Paris Hilton, hollywood strip dresses that have been the norm for about 4 or 5 years now (Will somebody please tell me when it became awesome to look like a $2.00 whore?).

In this first installment of Killa' Prom Queen I wanted to provide you with some links to perfectly dreamy (and totally BOSS!!!) pastel hued prom dresses...

1950'S Candy Striped Party Dress

Store:Posh Girl Vintage
Price:$189.00

1960'S Pink Pleats Lace Tent Dress

Store:Posh Girl Vintage
Price:$189.00

Lavender Lace & Tulle Strapless Prom Dress w/ Asymmetrical Skirt

Store:Vintageous
Price:$185

Fred Perlberg Cotton Candy Blue Tulle Strapless Prom Dress

Store:Vintageous
Price:$195

Lovely Yellow Tulle Halter Prom Dress w/ Layered Skirt

Store:Vintageous
Price:$195


Store:Blue Velvet Vintage
Price:$269

Monday, January 7, 2008

XXX-Lingerie

I don't know if y'all happened to catch it but several times this season on Tim Gunn's Guide to Style women were told that the average bra's lifespan should be no more than 6 months!!! 6 months???!!! This was earth shattering news to me. At $30-60 bucks a pop it can be really tempting to hang on to bras long after they've lost their shape. Also, a good bra-like a good man-can be hard to find. One of my New Years resolutions was to collect a ridiculous number of under pinnings of all varieties. Thats why Mondays are going to be lingerie day at That's SO BOSS...

What happens when cheetah print meets cherries???? TOTALLY BOSS!!!

Store: Babygirl Boutique
Price: $39.95 Bra/$24.00 Hot Shorts
Buy it!
Buy it!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Viva Pencil Skirts!

Lately, I've been seeing Pencil Skirts EVERYWHERE... which is totally boss because so are they! I'm on the short side of life and generally stylists in print and on television say girls like me should steer clear of longer skirts because they tend to make you look even shorter. I beg to differ. I think that with a pair of sexy heels petite pinups can rock the heck out of pencil skirts too. These wardrobe must haves "skirt the line" (pun intended) of being almost too sexy for work because they offer an allusion of naughtiness without actually being naughty. Here are a couple of great ones on my wish list right now...
Wet Seal: 5 Button High Waist Pencil Skirt
Price: $25.50

Wet Seal: Basic High Waist Pencil Skirt
Price: $20.50

Fluffer: Pencil Skirt w/ Waistband
Price: $42.00

Plasticland: Retro Zebra Pencil Skirt by Rinascimento
Price: $45.00 (*was $90-50% off)

Saturday, January 5, 2008

The New Look

In 1947 Christian Dior introduced The New Look. For me, this dramatic, ultra-feminine silloutte is the essence of sexy-chic. While searching for a modern day equivilant for work, I found this fascinating article about Dior on the Design Museum Website. As a Graphic Designer and some-time painter, it always amazes me how inspiring art from completely different mediums of expression can inspire and influence one's work. I dug a little deeper and was able to find the location of Dior's New Look bar suit housed in the permenant collection of the Metropolitan Museum of New York's Costume Institute.

“It is unforgiveable to do what one doesn’t love especially if one succeeds.”
-Christian Dior

That's SO BOSS! Pick of the Day: Stop Staring Alexa Dress

Store: Stop Staring
Price: $137.95
Product Link: Buy it!

Friday, January 4, 2008

Inspiration: Sophia Loren

So Boss Look Inspiration: Sophia Loren (Houseboat, 1958)


St. Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Its time to start thinking about a drop dead date dress (say that ten times fast)...

Pinup Girl Clothing: The Greta Dress in Olive Stretched Satin
Price: $72.00

Fredericks of Hollywood: Antique Rhinestone Necklace

Fredericks of Hollywood: Sexy Mule (Available in many colors)
Price: $29.00

Thursday, January 3, 2008

"Ask Me Makeup"

Creating that perfect pin up look can be very difficult... especially if you are makeup challenged like me (seriously...I use a mascara wand like a baseball bat most mornings).
Luckily for me I stumbled on this totally boss video blog "Ask Me Makeup" on YouTube the other day. The adorable Aussie, Amy B., who hosts the site puts the charm in charming and her tips have transformed my A.M. cosmetics routine. She has covered everything from re-creating Audrey Hepburn's Breakfast at Tiffany's look to the proper application of false eyelashes (which if you've ever attempted, you know full well the perils of).

Here's my fav AskMeMakeup episode yet:
"Vintage Pinup Girl Makeup"


Ask Me Makeup Official Website

That's SO BOSS! Pick of the Day: Stop Staring Sara Dress

Store: Daddy O's
Price: $89.95
Product Link: Buy it!